Warning :3 lots and lots of fucking ranting + swearing because i am 100000% done
((FUCK YEAH BEEK. TELL ‘EM LIKE IT IS, GURL.))
All is Vanity
Hello, little human. I see you have stumbled into this glorious place of mine.
And through that, you have also found me.
What a lucky treat for you, yes?
I am Pride, the ever wonderful and favorite Sin.
And through that, you have also found me.
What a lucky treat for you, yes?
I am Pride, the ever wonderful and favorite Sin.
It has been many months.
/lays around
Once again, the compliment made her nod, eyes glinting as her ego received a nice boost. “Such a lowly thing as you will not have the chance to… Ah, ‘sample’. That is horribly crude of you- I am not your toy.”
You’re so cruel for such a beautiful face, Pride.~ It really hurts.~ And besides, I can’t help it when, as I said, your body is so beautifully crafted that it lures me.~ Then again, every body you’ve created is always a work of art.~
/smirking inwardly, he noticed the glint in the other’s eye, thinking that if he continued appealing to Pride, he could easily get into her skirt
She brushes a hand through her dark hair, making a soft, pleased noise as she takes out her mirror again, unaware of the other’s plans.
“I do suppose it is quite the work of art. You are being much too kind Lust. Though, you are also being remarkably truthful.” Admiring her face from all angles, she smiles, a flash of bright white teeth.
1 year ago - 
26
26 /lays around
Come now, Prideee. Don’t be that waaaaaay.~
/follows after her, hugging her from behind and groping her chest, kissing her neck
She stiffens immediately at the touch, slamming an elbow back against the Sin’s body behind her. Forcing at his arms, she growls and steps on his feet as well.
“Lust! You are not to touch me without permission you little cretin!” Furious, she wonders again if it would have been more beneficial to adopt a male body- Physically powerful, she could have already smashed the other Sin’s face in.
I can’t help it when you’ve got such a sexy body, sweet Pride.~ I just wanted to sample it, nothing more.~
/stepping back, he rubbed his side, where her elbow had been jammed, before folding his arms, brushing some shoulder-length hair back from his face
Once again, the compliment made her nod, eyes glinting as her ego received a nice boost. “Such a lowly thing as you will not have the chance to… Ah, ‘sample’. That is horribly crude of you- I am not your toy.”
1 year ago - 26
26 /lays around
“Why would I want to partake in an activity that is only enjoyable for you? I am not mean, I simply have no need to do such things with you.”
She gave him a tight, little smile and turned, walking towards a full-body mirror, stepping through it with one leg. “I will be at home.” Passing through completely, she walked purposefully through the corridors of the large house that the mirror sat within.
Because you love me! Priiiide!
/whining, he got up and followed after her, slipping through the mirror
Come oooon
“I do not love you, Lust. Far from it. Now go waste your time with somebody else, I do not want your silly, misguided affections.”
She shoves at his face again, moving up the stairs towards her bedroom. “You are becoming bothersome.”
Come now, Prideee. Don’t be that waaaaaay.~
/follows after her, hugging her from behind and groping her chest, kissing her neck
She stiffens immediately at the touch, slamming an elbow back against the Sin’s body behind her. Forcing at his arms, she growls and steps on his feet as well.
“Lust! You are not to touch me without permission you little cretin!” Furious, she wonders again if it would have been more beneficial to adopt a male body- Physically powerful, she could have already smashed the other Sin’s face in.
1 year ago - 26
26 /lays around
“Why would I want to partake in an activity that is only enjoyable for you? I am not mean, I simply have no need to do such things with you.”
She gave him a tight, little smile and turned, walking towards a full-body mirror, stepping through it with one leg. “I will be at home.” Passing through completely, she walked purposefully through the corridors of the large house that the mirror sat within.
Because you love me! Priiiide!
/whining, he got up and followed after her, slipping through the mirror
Come oooon
“I do not love you, Lust. Far from it. Now go waste your time with somebody else, I do not want your silly, misguided affections.”
She shoves at his face again, moving up the stairs towards her bedroom. “You are becoming bothersome.”
1 year ago - 26
26 /lays around
/watching her, he pushed the mirror away, smirking and leaning close, their noses nearly touching
Is that so?~ Hmn, perhaps you should let me accompany you one day when you do that. Or perhaps we could enjoy indulging in our business a bit back home?~ I do love the body you’ve taken, dear.~
The instant he moved closer, she was standing, the toe of her pointed shoe pressed hard against his forehead. As he spoke though, the compliment made her twitch, a tickle to her own pride.
“If you behave yourself, then possibly someday. And no. I am quite alright- I see no need to allow you to indulge in your carnal pleasures. At least not with me.”’
/pouting, he pushed the shoe away, frowning and looking up at her, crossing his arms
You’re so mean, Pride!~ Can’t even have a little fun, geez.~
“Why would I want to partake in an activity that is only enjoyable for you? I am not mean, I simply have no need to do such things with you.”
She gave him a tight, little smile and turned, walking towards a full-body mirror, stepping through it with one leg. “I will be at home.” Passing through completely, she walked purposefully through the corridors of the large house that the mirror sat within.
1 year ago - 26
26 /lays around
“You are absolutely horrid, Lust.” Her face split into a grin nonetheless and she adjusts her dress, leaning forward to look closer at him. “What do you do in your spare moments if humans bore you so?”
Find people to bother, walk around naked, little things.~
/he chuckled, looking back at the other
Why, what do you do?
She rolls her eyes at the other’s predictably childish actions, pulling an old-fashioned metal-set mirror from her purse, holding it up and adjusting her hair.
“If I lack any larger objectives in a day, I use my mirror to watch the little humans go about their routines of primping and beautifying. What could be more fun than slipping little thoughts into their minds about a choice in makeup that will lead to their humiliation later in the day? I do so much enjoy seeking out a politician or two and complimenting them on their mess of a speech outline when I feel up to an interesting few hours.”
/watching her, he pushed the mirror away, smirking and leaning close, their noses nearly touching
Is that so?~ Hmn, perhaps you should let me accompany you one day when you do that. Or perhaps we could enjoy indulging in our business a bit back home?~ I do love the body you’ve taken, dear.~
The instant he moved closer, she was standing, the toe of her pointed shoe pressed hard against his forehead. As he spoke though, the compliment made her twitch, a tickle to her own pride.
“If you behave yourself, then possibly someday. And no. I am quite alright- I see no need to allow you to indulge in your carnal pleasures. At least not with me.”’
1 year ago - 26
26 /lays around
“These humans have barely changed in the years they’ve dominated culture, how could it possibly become more boring?”
With a soft sigh, she folds herself down to sit, straight-backed, beside the other Sin.
Well, maybe for you things haven’t changed, but with the advent of porn and the internet, it makes things sooooo much harder to give people the lust to cheat on their loved ones or so.~
“You are absolutely horrid, Lust.” Her face split into a grin nonetheless and she adjusts her dress, leaning forward to look closer at him. “What do you do in your spare moments if humans bore you so?”
Find people to bother, walk around naked, little things.~
/he chuckled, looking back at the other
Why, what do you do?
She rolls her eyes at the other’s predictably childish actions, pulling an old-fashioned metal-set mirror from her purse, holding it up and adjusting her hair.
“If I lack any larger objectives in a day, I use my mirror to watch the little humans go about their routines of primping and beautifying. What could be more fun than slipping little thoughts into their minds about a choice in makeup that will lead to their humiliation later in the day? I do so much enjoy seeking out a politician or two and complimenting them on their mess of a speech outline when I feel up to an interesting few hours.”
1 year ago - 26
26 /lays around
/just kinda laying there
She walks up and kicks the other in the head. “You are looking more like Sloth every day, Lust.”
/he whined, sitting up and rubbing the spot where he’d been kicked
Oh, poo to you too, Pride.~ I can’t help it if the world’s gotten so much more boring for me.~
“These humans have barely changed in the years they’ve dominated culture, how could it possibly become more boring?”
With a soft sigh, she folds herself down to sit, straight-backed, beside the other Sin.
Well, maybe for you things haven’t changed, but with the advent of porn and the internet, it makes things sooooo much harder to give people the lust to cheat on their loved ones or so.~
“You are absolutely horrid, Lust.” Her face split into a grin nonetheless and she adjusts her dress, leaning forward to look closer at him. “What do you do in your spare moments if humans bore you so?”
1 year ago - 26
26 